They know what they did…

• Hitler
• Columbus… fuck you and the ship your rode in on
• Caligula… GOD DAMN IT LITTLE BOOTS
• Caesar… we wan’t our library back ya fuck
• Emperor Theodosius
• Dave Coulier (He Oughta know why)
• Aristotle
• Zeus (keep it in your pants dude)
• Nazis… new and old
• Madame LaLaurie
• All Lives Matter people
• Anti-maskers
• John Wayne Gacy… although… thanks for not killing my dad when he was a kid
• Mark Allen Smith… also… thanks for not killing my mom when she was a kid
• Fred & Rose West
• The Zodiac Killer… tell me who you are you fuck!
• Trump… I said what I said
• Fascists
• Andrew Jackson
• LBJ
• Thomas Jefferson
• Percy “Fuck Boy” Shelley
• Technology
• Lord Byron
• Any historical figure with a child bride… I don’t care if It WaS a DiFfErEnT tImE

If you have a historical figure to add, email the douche canoe to historicalafpod@gmail.com!